I was at my ultra boring job and the boss was gone so I watched a video on my iPad. Not just any video, but SMILF on Showtime through the app. Of course I’m using earbuds, but I also made sure to tilt the screen away from other eyes and the security camera more or less above me (slightly to the left).
The boss doesn’t share his calendar, so it was a surprise when he left at 3pm for a doctors appointment. I wish I brought my knitting today.